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Why Insecure Women Need to Watch Porn

I just had a revelation watching Proxy Paige get some DP action. I am not even kidding. Insecure women need to watch more porn. Here’s why: Understanding men will be much easier. I mean…come on. We all have sexual urges. … Continue reading

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Why You Should Tell Your Kids That You Feel Fat!

Contrary to popular belief, I am of the opinion that you should never lie to your children. “What???”, you say…”but I don’t lie to them either.” YEA YOU DO! When you hide that you’re feeling crappy about yourself one day … Continue reading

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Why I Wish My Homeless Sister Could Live In Germany

  I just finished exchanging messages with my fiance’s sister. The owner of her storage unit, the place where she keeps the unsold remains of her life, is putting all of it up for auction. She could not afford the … Continue reading

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